Friday, June 26, 2009

Laugh For Friday!

One of my best friends sent this to me. It is just to good to keep to myself, enjoy and Happy Friday!! And oh yeah, Thanks Tracy and same back at ya!!

True Friendship -- None of that Sissy stuff.

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,

But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card -- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry barstard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;

because you are my friend.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

11 comments:

Alicia said...

LOL @ #6!!

Cassandra-ann said...

LMAO!!!!

He And Me + 3 said...

My BFF sent that to me a long time ago and I thouhgt it was hilarious. Too funny.

New England Girl said...

I have seen this a few times, but it never gets old! :) So funny.

Kori said...

This just made me love you so much more.

Heather said...

I love this one!

Gotta tell you, Moon Pies are not my thing. I'm not a huge sweets eater, but I did appreciate the thought. I hadn't had one since I was little, and I gave it another try.

How do you live in Tennessee and never try a moon pie?

If you bring that coffee to EE, I will love you forever.

Just sayin'.

Christie-A Work In Progress said...

This is cute! Someone sent this to me as well. Blunt honesty is always best I say!!

Cassie said...

I love #1...that is one of my favorite sayings!

confused homemaker said...

i'm very guilty of #5 & this whole post made me laugh almost until i peed my pants.

Isabel Princes said...

I love this post. I hate those sappy friendship poems too. This one is much better!
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Queenie Jeannie said...

Love it!!