Long ago and far away when my 2 oldest boys, D & W, were in fact the only 2 kids we had, I loved to listen to their conversations. Nowdays, there is too much yelling and not enough conversation to listen to!
But, we were riding down the road and the boys were in the back seat and were probably around 5 and 3 at the time. The subject came up of where does Santa start to deliver his presents. D said the other side of the world because of the time it takes to deliver. W said our house. I stiffled laughter. D said " No W, it's over on the other side" W right back "No he starts at our house" Well, this went on back and forth a few more times and of course D is getting frustrated and W just dug his heels in further. Finally D asked " How do you know Santa starts at our house?"
W said (very smuggly) " Because God told him to". D didn't say another word and of course I once again, stiffled laughter!!